I Am a Dislocated Hip Replacement

Wrap it up and move the eff on.

January 2025 was a nightmare. This is something that I will not change my mind about. Whatever could go wrong, went wrong. Work. Home. Hobbies. Didn’t matter. It was a huge pile of baggy pants that I’d much rather not have worn.

I read two books. Two!!! And I only enjoyed one of them. Neither of them were bingo challenge books and I found myself more and more disheartened as the month continued on like a battering ram. By the end of it, I felt like I’d gone more than a few rounds with Tyson. Whichever one you think of. Either packs a punch.

So here is my January Reading Wrap-Up, just for fits and giggles.

The circus arrives without warning. No announcements precede it. It is simply there, when yesterday it was not. Within the black-and-white striped canvas tents is an utterly unique experience full of breathtaking amazements. It is called Le Cirque des Rêves, and it is only open at night.

But behind the scenes, a fierce competition is underway—a duel between two young magicians, Celia and Marco, who have been trained since childhood expressly for this purpose by their mercurial instructors. Unbeknownst to them, this is a game in which only one can be left standing, and the circus is but the stage for a remarkable battle of imagination and will. 


The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern is the kind of book that I should have found thoroughly enjoyable and brilliant. It’s right up my alley. It’s lyrical, descriptive, atmospheric and full of beautiful imagery and concepts. Two characters are chosen to have a dramatic duel of some sort, for some unknown reason, and there’s a circus, created by wonderful people, that arrives in random places without announcement, and is only open at night time. There are characters galore, all of whom are captivated and thrilled by the circus and its inhabitants. There are mysterious “magicians” and “illusionists.” There are characters who are captivated by the very essence of the circus. There is a plot, in all of the atmosphere, somewhere. It was a good book. But I have absolutely no idea what the reason for it was, or why the events were so important, or what the point of the narrative was.

Okay, that’s not entirely true. There are a few themes and tropes that are evident – found family, friendship, good, evil, true love. My point is, that all of that is swept up by the atmosphere, it’s all meaningless without the circus. Maybe that was the point. Anyway. It’s very atmospheric and chock full of gorgeous imagery, but it just missed floating my boat by an oar or two. I gave this a 3.5/5 stars, but that’s probably a bit unfair because the writing is almost as captivating as the circus.

An exploration of the macabre, where the seemingly mundane takes on a terrifying significance. . . .

A pregnant woman’s sketches on a seemingly innocuous blog conceal a chilling warning.

A child’s picture of his home contains a dark secret message.

A sketch made by a murder victim in his final moments leads an amateur sleuth down a rabbithole that will reveal a horrifying reality.

Structured around these nine childlike drawings, each holding a disturbing clue, Uketsu invites readers to piece together the mystery behind each and the over-arching backstory that connects them all. Strange Pictures is the internationally bestselling debut from mystery horror YouTube sensation Uketsu—an enigmatic masked figure who has become one of Japan’s most talked about contemporary authors

This is not the type of book that I would usually pick up, as intriguing as it sounds. It was recommended to me by Waterstone’s Dan at my local branch, and it was most definitely worth it. Interconnected stories lead to the unravelling of a mystery is as much as I want to say about it, because if you do pick this up, I don’t want to spoil it. It’s a quick read, and can be “dipped” into if you can resist reading it in one sitting. I couldn’t.

It was a solid 4.5 stars for me.

That was my January. Just those two and a humungous PITA of a life to go with them. Like I said, thank God it’s February.

2024 Reading Wrap Up

I’ve had a busy but marvellous time reading in 2024. My aim at the beginning of the year, was to spend more time reading and to expand my reading experiences. I think I’ve definitely done that, and I’ve enjoyed doing it too, which is a bonus. I originally started this blog to catalog that experience and do “proper” reviews, but that got waylaid, as did my updating regularly. But hey-ho, tomorrow is another day and another year, and I’m not getting stressed about it, because I’m hoping that 2025 will be brilliant all round. I don’t usually do a wrap-up, I don’t usually do stats, but again, because I’ve been reading much more than usual I figured I’d go the whole hog and bamboozle everyone and geek out, so here’s my 2024 Reading Wrap-Up!

The Main Stats

Books Read (Across All Formats, Inc.re-reads)91
Total Pages Read (Including re-reads)37,634
Average Page Read (Weekly)724
Average Books Read (Weekly)1.75
Book Club Reads12
r/fantasy Bingo reads Completed16/25
Books Read of Purchased (Physical)52/118
New (to me) Authors35

The Stats behind the Stats
Books Bought (Physical)120
Books Bought (Kindle)12
Books Bought (Audible)28
Books (Kindle Unlimited)8
  
Books Read (Physical) (not including re-reads)52
Books Read (Audible)17
Books Read (Kindle)2
Books Read (Kindle Unlimited)8
Failure to Launch (Physical)3
Did Not Finish (Physical)2
Re-Reads (Already Owned)4
Re-Reads (New)8
Books Read (Total) (Includes PAKPKURR)91
  
Pages Read (Physical – without re-reads)24,631
Pages Read (Kindle – without re-reads)1,615
Pages Read (Kindle Unlimited without re-reads)4,470
Pages Read (Re-reads)6,918
Total Pages Read (Including re-reads)37,634
  
Time Listened (Audible)215.5
Time Re-Listened (Audible)267.5
Total Listening Hours483 hours
  
Average Page Read (Daily)103
Average Page Read (Weekly)724
Average Listening (Weekly)9 hrs 15 mins

Books Read (Physical)
1The Hunger GamesSuzanne Collins
2Catching FireSuzanne Collins
3MockingjaySuzanne Collins
4The Ballad of Songbirds & SnakesSuzanne Collins
5Gardens of the MoonSteven Erikson
6Deadhouse GatesSteven Erikson
7Memories of IceSteven Erikson
8The Will of the ManyJames Islington
9Tender Is the FleshAgustina Bazterrica
10The Southern Book Club’s Guide to Slaying VampiresGrady Hendrix
11The Colour of MagicTerry Pratchett
12The Light FantasticTerry Pratchett
13Legends & LattesTravis Baldree
14AnnihilationJeff VanderMeer
15The Long Way to a Small Angry PlanetBecky Chambers
16Leviathan WakesJames S.A. Corey
17Caliban’s WarJames S.A. Corey
18Abaddon’s GateJames S.A. Corey
19Cibola BurnJames S.A. Corey
20Nemesis GamesJames S.A. Corey
21The Luminous DeadCaitlin Starling
22HookedA.C. Wise
23The Only One LeftRiley Sager
24The Tainted CupRobert Jackson Bennett
25All Systems RedMartha Wells
26Red RisingPierce Brown
27Golden SonPierce Brown
28Morning StarPierce Brown
29Iron GoldPierce Brown
30Ink Blood Sister ScribeEmma Torz
31Six Of CrowsLeigh Bardugo
32Crooked KingdomLeigh Bardugo
33Project Hail MaryAndy Weir
34From BelowDarcy Coates
35The Forever WarJoe Haldemann
36Dallergut Dream Department StoreMi Ye Lee
37A Demon in the DesertAshe Armstrong
38How to Enjoy PoetryFrank Skinner
39The Wings Upon Her BackSamantha Mills
40I Am LegendRichard Matheson
41I Who Have Never Known MenJacqueline Harpman
42How to Become the Dark Lord and Die TryingDjango Wexler
43Dungeon Crawler CarlMatt Dinniman
44The Gate of the Feral GodsMatt Dinniman
45The Butcher’s MasqueradeMatt Dinniman
46The Eye of the Bedlam BrideMatt Dinniman
47This Inevitable RuinMatt Dinniman
48SabrielGarth Nix
49Meddling KidsEdgar Cantero
50Starling HouseAlix E. Harrow
51A Rival Most VialR.K. Ashwick
52Wind and TruthBrandon Sanderson

Books Read (Kindle Unlimited)
1The Stranger in Her HouseJohn Marrs
2Dungeon Crawler CarlMatt Dinniman
3Carl’s Doomsday ScenarioMatt Dinniman
4The Dungeon Anarchist’s CookbookMatt Dinniman
5The Gate of the Feral GodsMatt Dinniman
6The Butcher’s MasqueradeMatt Dinniman
7The Eye of the Bedlam BrideMatt Dinniman
8This Inevitable RuinMatt Dinniman
Books Read (Kindle Purchased)
1The Sign of the DragonMary Soon Lee
2Gardens of the MoonSteven Erikson
Books (Audible)
1Dungeon Crawler CarlMatt Dinniman
2Carl’s Doomsday ScenarioMatt Dinniman
3The Dungeon Anarchist’s CookbookMatt Dinniman
4The Gate of the Feral GodsMatt Dinniman
5The Butcher’s MasqueradeMatt Dinniman
6The Eye of the Bedlam BrideMatt Dinniman
7The Will of the ManyJames Islington
8Project Hail MaryAndy Weir
9The Colour of Magic (Discworld #1)Terry Pratchett
10The Light Fantastic (Discworld #2)Terry Pratchett
11Leviathan WakesJames SA Corey
12The MartianAndy Weir
13World War ZMax Brooks
14Golden SonPierce Brown
15Gardens of the MoonSteven Erikson
16Deadhouse GatesSteven Erikson
17House of ChainsSteven Erikson

Books (Failure to Launch (FTL)
1Kings of the WyldNicholas Eames
2FaeboundSaara El-Arifi
3The Adventures of Amina al-SirafiS.A. Chakraborty

Books (DNF)
1A Taste of Iron & GoldAlexandra Rowland
2A Marvellous LightFreya Marske

I’m really looking forward to reading more in 2025! I’ve got the remainder of the bingo challenge (and then hopefully the Bingo Challenge for 2025) new releases, some series that have turned up as a result of some books I picked up that weren’t standalones, some that were picked up on purpose (I’m looking at you, Waterstones Dan, though Sarah, Emily, John and Mark are also partly at fault for some of my other reads this year – and I will continue to visit for more in 2025!)

I’ve met some great people, had some good conversations on and off reddit, joined some great communities and read many, many tales that will stay with me for a long while, even some that I’ll visit again. I’ve bought far too many book-themed pin badges (which I need to do a post for) and spent far too much on stickers and random things that don’t really mean anything to anyone but me, but it’s been a BLAST!

Here’s to much more reading fun in 2025!

Happy New Year