Fat Bottomed Mages

You make the Malaz’ world go round

I am utterly in love with this story, and have completely fallen for Tattersail hook, line and sinker.

My feelings for this book are quite odd – by which I mean, unusual, in comparison to what I have read on the internet and various groups/reviews etc. I have always loved literature, and usually my choices are psychological thriller, police procedural (think Criminal Minds) and horror (namely Stephen King) or poetry (which I absolutely adore, and do not read anywhere enough of.) A very good friend introduced me to Roger Zelazny and the amazing Chronicles of Amber and then Brandon Sanderson’s Stormlight Archive in late 2022: I joined a few groups, my tbr list increased exponentially, and I found myself extremely enjoying the fantasy genre. In every other post I saw on a particular Facebook group, Malazan was recommended, so when the opportunity came up to read the series with a discussion group, I jumped at the chance. But I never imagined that it would be as good as it is. I have completely fallen in love with reading again. I’m getting excited about the next discussions, looking forward to being able to talk to people about my experiences and theories and just basically rambling about ideas and thoughts and everything that I think is amazing, or not as the case may be. I feel at home with this genre. That’s not to say that others are bad, or that I won’t go back to them, I just can’t believe how much I’m enjoying it and why it took me so long to get here!

At the time of posting, I’ve actually finished Gardens of the Moon – I got swept away with the narrative and just let the story lead me. I love it when that happens – when you’re so engaged with the story that continuing becomes the only thing you want to do; when you get pulled into a world so deeply that you feel like you know it, and the people who are in it. Erikson’s prose is engaging, the pace and plot progress well and I am really looking forward to the next book (in fact, it’s already on my shelf waiting for me to pick it up!

But I digress… Fat Bottomed Mages most definitely make Malazan more interesting – at least for me. Tattersail is one of the most intriguing characters in GotM and as of Chapter Three, we’ve not seen that much of her. I’m not going to go into the poetry in the epigraph, because I’m doing a separate post on that, and probably a separate section, because I think that they (the epigraphs) could prove to be integral to the overall plot of the series, so I’m revisiting them after completion of the book as a whole and including my initial thoughts on them in those posts.

And I’m waffling again. Apologies. Here follows my thoughts on the next couple of chapters which will complete Book One.

Chapter Three: Legends

Ganoes Paran is now Captain, and we see how his mission has affected him because he’s pretty much a wreck – he’s questioning what he’s doing and even in front of the Claw, Topper, he’s wearing his feelings on his shirt sleeves, which might not be the best idea. Even though he’s taking everything in his stride, there’s a sense of uncertainty that surrounds him; from riding a Quorl to his memory of Whiskeyjack and his ruminations about the Empire and the Empress, Paran seems to be walking a fine line between conscience and duty.

Again, there’s another great section that’s full of uncertainty
– with the Mages, we see Tattersail trying to convince Bellurdan of the betrayal , but he’s having none of it.
– with the Bridgeburners, we see them trying to convince WhiskeyJack that the Empress wants them dead, but he’s not so sure or is unwilling to believe it, and he’s still not totally certain about what’s happening with Sorry.

If I had any doubt that Tattersail is more powerful that even she seems to know, it was thwarted with the next reading from the Deck of Dragons for Tayschrenn. I’m really intrigued about these cards and readings and wonder if they’ll play a major part as the story goes on. Also, it was interesting that there was the presence of an ‘Ascendant’ – we didn’t get that last time, unless I missed it. Lots of the the information that Tattersail was sharing from the Deck mirrored the plot, and I thought that was a brilliant way of tying things together without it being contrived. We also got insight into Tayschrenn’s power and his allegiance, and that led to a decision from Tattersail, which I think will prove significant.

‘Deliver, in person, this message to Sergeant WhiskeyJack, Bridgeburners. The fat lady with the spells wants to talk.’

– Tattersail to a young soldier

I was completely shocked at the ending of this chapter – I mean, I understand why Paran got stabbed – I just wasn’t expecting it happen – I knew that it was going to at some point, and I’m really interested in seeing how this goes. He hears the spinning coin after all. And if Tattersail’s reading is anywhere near accurate, which so far it is, I wouldn’t imagine that Oponn would let Ammanas and Cotillion get away with killing Paran, regardless of who they used to do it.

Other things of note:

  • Toc the Younger seems like he’s one to watch – he doesn’t seem to be the same type of Claw that we’ve seen so far – well, the only Claw we’ve seen so far, which is Topper. It’s interesting how much he knows and that he’s from the 2nd, like Tattersail.
Chapter Four: Insane Puppets & Angry Hounds

There’s so much crammed into this chapter it’s totally and utterly bonkers. Alliances are being forged and characters are developing amazingly because of that – Erikson’s ability to make characters feel ‘real’ so quickly is refreshing – I don’t know if it’s just because as a reader I’ve been thrown into the deep-end with them and so I’m more aware of their personalities, but there are only a handful of fantasy books that I’ve read where characters have been so deeply developed in such a short space of time that they feel like old friends – they feel familiar, but they are unique – they share their insights and thoughts in conversation with each other, and obviously these scenarios involve something I’ve seen called “expo-dumps” but at the same time, they’re not expo-dumps because it’s dialogue. Colour me confused, because I’ve seen readers of Malazan and other fantasy works say they dislike these sort of things – personally, I love being fed the little tidbits that leave you asking questions and watching for the answers. Maybe it’s just me.

I didn’t think that Oponn would get involved in the “death” of Paran that directly, but again, I loved that it gave us more insight into not only the Oponn twins, and especially Shadowthrone and his Hounds. Paran was very clever in his manipulation of the ‘god’ but I was left confused as to why he felt so hostile to the dogs – maybe it was because he realised that they were behind the massacre at Itko Kan.

The Deck of Dragons. Considering that Tattersail had avoided the Deck for a while prior to the Seige of Pale, she’s suddenly drawn to it – a lot – that in itself is intriguing, and this particular reading feeels like it’s significant. The ‘reading‘ she does in this chapter is exceptional: on the reader’s part it leaves a lot of things to look forward to, but for Tattersail herself, it’s overwhelming and kind of scary, especially with everything that’s happened so far. And it’s only chapter four!!!!

…She had chosen a spiral pattern, working her way through the entire Deck of Dragons and arriving with a final card, which could mark either an apex or an epiphany depending on how it placed itself…

Again, it feels like the cards themselves are alive. I love the imagery that Erikson uses; it just amplifies the intrigue.

The Knight’s sword reached a black, smoky streak towards the Hound at the spiral’s apex, and in this instance she knew its meaning. The future held a clash between the Knght and High House Shadow…It was rare to s ee such a clear and direct link between two Houses: the potential for devastation left her cold with worry. Blood spilled on such a high level of power cast aftershocks down through the world.

What she’s seeing here has extreme after effects and what she sees next is even more relevant to the next occurences. This element of foresight through the prose (and poetry) is one I’m absolutely loving. It just totally ramps up the tension, and keeps me on the edge of my seat.

The image sank once again into its viscid pool, but it left her changed. There would be no running away this time. Her eyes returned one last time to the Hound. The beast’s eyes seemed to burn with yellow fire, boring into her as if seeking to brand her soul.

  • Fiddler from the Bridgeburners seems to have some kind of foresight? He was spot on about the incident with the Hound happening, not the details mind, just the occurence.
  • I’m very interested in seeing what happens with the Black Moranth and the Quorl
  • The uncertainty regarding Sorry is rising, and her actions are even freaking out WhiskeyJack
  • Tattersail is more powerful that anyone believes
  • Hairlock is a nutter
  • How did Paran manage to injure the Hound with his sword?
  • Tattersail still hears the spinning coin

The next book in the book is Darujhistan. Our journey continues…

Gardens of the Moon

Now these ashes have grown cold, we open the old book.
These oil-stained pages recount the tales of the Fallen,
a frayed empire, words without warmth. The hearth
has ebbed, its gleam and life’s sparks are but memories
against dimming eyes – what cast my mind, what hue my
thoughts as I open the Book of the Fallen
and breathe deep the scent of history?
Listen, then, to these words carried on that breath.
These tales are the tales of us all, again yet again.
We are history relived and that is all, without end that is all.

Steven Erikson – Gardens of the Moon


This opening is the reason I absolutely fell in love with this book. It’s a beautiful, lyrical opening that reflects well on the pages that follow it. The Book of the Fallen, is presented here as a historical document and we are invited to join in the reading of this book, the hearing of this tale – with the assumption that the reader/narrator is quite elderly (its gleam and life’s sparks are but memories against dimming eyes) and may even have lived through some or all of the events in that history! How crazy is that? The story hasn’t even started yet and the scope of this series is already immense!

The idea of history repeating itself is not a new one, and there are plenty of examples (all of this has happened before and will happen again – iykyk) but the way it is written here, really struck me. Check out these last lines again.

These tales are tales of us all, again yet again.
We are history relived and that is all, without end that is all.

Gives me goosebumps.